Steptoe and Son (1962–1974)
Harry H. Corbett: Harold Steptoe
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Harold Steptoe : You dirty old man!
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Harold Steptoe : You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd. You are morally, spiritually and physically a festering fly-blown heap of accumulated filth.
Albert Steptoe : What do you want for your tea?
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Albert Steptoe : [Albert has placed 'bum' on the Scrabble board] My "bum" is the American word for 'tramp'.
Harold Steptoe : Well, that is where I've got you because you can't use any slang or colloquialisms!
Albert Steptoe : Right then, I'll stick to me English "bum". And that's the part of your anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers.
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Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe : [looking at old newspapers] 'Ere, I remember this - Mussolini invades Albania - King Zog flees.
Harold Steptoe : That's nothing mate, we got King Size fleas here!
