The Thrill of It All (1963)
Doris Day: Beverly Boyer
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Quotes
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Nazi Officer : Maybe, mademoiselle, you'd care for a glass of wine. It is an excellent wine.
Celine : Perhaps I will take the wine.
Nazi Officer : Ah, this is better. Yes, frauline, you will learn as your people will have to. That if they want to fill their stomachs again, they will have to swallow... a little pride along with the food.
[Rubs her shoulder. She throws glass of wine in his face]
Nazi Officer : You... guards! You, you... PIG!
Celine : [as she is take away by guards] And what are you if I am a PIG?
Beverly Boyer : [after watching this live scene with wide eyes, suffers stage fright when is cued to begin the Happy Soap commercial] Hello. I'm... I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.
Old Tom Fraleigh : [Watching on his t.v] A pig?
Mrs. Fraleigh : A pig?
Gardiner Fraleigh : A pig?
Mike Palmer : A pig?
Andy Boyer : What did mommy say?
Olivia : She said she was a pig.
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Beverly Boyer : If anybody ever asks me to go on television again, I hope that you'll just...
Dr. Gerald Boyer : I will. I'll beat 'em off with my stethoscope.
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High Society Man in Tuxedo : [In a live broadcast scene from Happy Playhouse] And in honor of this occasion, I'd like to propose a toast. To you, Lorraine, thank heavens I didn't marry you. Tell me, do you still have those magnificent soft white shoulders... whom do you tantalize with them now?
[Lorraine throws her drink on him]
High Society Man in Tuxedo : You tramp! Waiter! You tramp!
Beverly Boyer : [watching the scene with advertising executives] Hey, wasn't that scene like the one last week with the Nazi and that woman?
Billings : [dismissively] Similar, but the public doesn't notice things like that.
Andy Boyer : [watching the scene from home with his sister] They did that play last week, except they wore different costumes.
Maggie Boyer : Yeah, it's the same story.
Billings : It's much too subtle a variation for the public to detect.
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Andy Boyer : Mom, can we play golf till lunch is ready?
Beverly Boyer : Yes, darling. You can play in the back yard. Don't chop up the lawn like daddy.
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Dr. Gerald Boyer : Now you have finally done it.
Beverly Boyer : Done what?
Dr. Gerald Boyer : You have finally succeeded in equating the delivery of a baby with the delivery of a commercial.
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Beverly Boyer : Why do you have to get so excited, darling?
Dr. Gerald Boyer : Excited? I just *drove* my car into a swimming pool!
Beverly Boyer : Gerald? You always said you wanted a pool.
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Beverly Boyer : Well, I don't like. Whatever happened to my rights as a woman?
Dr. Gerald Boyer : I'll tell you what happened to them. They grew and they grew until they suffocated my rights as a man. Whoever said all men are created equal didn't anticipate a woman making $100,000 a year and spending it on swimming pools.
Beverly Boyer : I did not spend it on swimming pools! You're gonna wake the children.
Dr. Gerald Boyer : Good! It'll give them a chance to get reacquainted with their mother.
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Beverly Boyer : [Yelling down from bedroom window] Gerry!
Dr. Gerald Boyer : [as he attempts to park his car] What?
Beverly Boyer : [as Gerald drives the car into the pool] Oh!
[as Gerald looks angrily as the car sinks in the water]
Beverly Boyer : Oh! Oh! Gerald, I'm coming! Darling, I'm coming! Oh!
[after Gerald swims out of the pool]
Beverly Boyer : Oh, darling, you're dripping wet!
Dr. Gerald Boyer : WHERE did the pool come from?
Beverly Boyer : Oh, oh, oh. Darling you must be chilled to the bone.
Dr. Gerald Boyer : It's a *heated* pool. How did it get HERE?
Beverly Boyer : Please don't shout.
Dr. Gerald Boyer : I have to shout to be heard over that bilge pump.
Beverly Boyer : It's a filter, darling.
Dr. Gerald Boyer : I *know* what it is. I want to know how it got in my backyard!
