Critic's Choice (1963)

Lucille Ball: Angela Ballantine

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Quotes 

• Angela Ballantine : Listen to this: Opening night report by Parker Ballentine. I think it's time for all us Transylvanian peasants to pick up our torches and march menacingly up to that castle on the hill because Dr. Frankenstein is making monsters again.

  Charlotte Orr aka Charlie : Marge, get me a drink.

  Angela Ballantine : This time, he's attached the arms and legs of 'Agamemnon' to the torso of 'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.' S.P. Champlain has lead the creature over to the 46th Street Theater where it stumbled around for a few minutes and fell over dead.

• Angela Ballantine : Well, William Shakespeare once wrote a play in five days.

  Parker Ballantine : Yeah, well, writing a play in five days is nothing. Having it run five days is the trick.

• Angela Ballantine : You're just a self-satisfied male chauvinist who thinks I should keep my head in a broom closet.

  Parker Ballantine : Not your head, but this play, yes.