A Pair of Briefs (1962)

Ron Moody: Sidney Pudney

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Quotes 

• Sidney Pudney : See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.

• [Last lines] 

  Gloria Hoskins : [At the petrol station looking across at the Rolls Royce]  'ere Sid, look at that lovely car. And that lady's diamonds, and ooh that mink coat. You've never bought me a mink coat.

  Sidney Pudney : [Drawing on his cigar]  Gloria, these things take time. That lady looks like she's loaded.

  Sidney Pudney : [Gladys turns around]  Gladys, is that you ? but but but...

  Gladys Worthing : Yes Sidney it is me.

  Sidney Pudney : But but, how ?

  Gladys Worthing : Yes, it's all mine, and yes these are my children.

  Sidney Pudney : [Speechless]  gulp.

  Gladys Worthing : And if you want to know how, you'll have to ask your monkey.

  Gloria Hoskins : [Bursts out laughing] 

• Sidney Pudney : Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo.

• Sidney Pudney : Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.

• Sidney Pudney : Search me, as the monkey said to his mate.

• Sidney Pudney : What's cooking, as the monkey said to the cannibal chief.

• Sidney Pudney : Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.

• Sidney Pudney : Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.

• Sidney Pudney : Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.

• Sidney Pudney : No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.

• Sidney Pudney : That's a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.

• Sidney Pudney : I was selling off war surplus before the war even started!

• Sidney Pudney : Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain.