Only Two Can Play (1962)
Virginia Maskell: Jean Lewis
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Quotes
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Gareth L. Probert : Boy, tied to a man like this must be unspeakable hell.
Jean Lewis : No, I wouldn't say unspeakable.
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Jean Lewis : Remember, stick close to me. No wandering around, seeing what you can pick up, like you usually do.
John Lewis : Now when did I last do that?
Jean Lewis : The last time.
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John Lewis : That dress is too low, you know.
Jean Lewis : Well, don't look down it.
John Lewis : Don't look down it? It's the only pleasure left to me.
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Gareth L. Probert : If you don't mind, Jean, I think I'll say good night.
John Lewis : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You've been here before, haven't you?
Gareth L. Probert : Once, for tea. What of it?
John Lewis : Tea and muffins, wasn't it? Or is *muffins* absolutely the right word?
Jean Lewis : Just ignore him, Gareth.
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John Lewis : Well, we live and learn, don't we. I suppose you just felt the urge for a cosy, literary evening?
Jean Lewis : Oh, no. Nothing literary about this evening. I was quite flattered.
John Lewis : You were what?
Jean Lewis : *Flattered*.
John Lewis : You were flattered?
Jean Lewis : Do you want me to spell it to you?
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[last lines]
Jean Lewis : You did very well.
John Lewis : I think I'm definitely improving, don't you?
Jean Lewis : Oh, you've still got a long way to go.
John Lewis : We both got a long way to go, haven't we? Quite a long drive home, isn't it?
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Jean Lewis : You can charm her. You can charm the birds from the trees if you want to.
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Jean Lewis : Is the dress all right?
John Lewis : Yes, luv, it looks smashing, lovely. Yes. Did you do something with it, did you?
Jean Lewis : Well, I - lowered the front of it. See. Not too low, is it?
John Lewis : Well, as long as it stays up, you know.
Jean Lewis : Oh, I hope so. I stuck some Elastoplast in my bra.
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Jean Lewis : Did you say Mrs. Gruffydd-Williams actually offered to help?
John Lewis : Yes.
Jean Lewis : There, you see, I told you to cultivate her.
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Liz Gruffydd-Williams : Oh dear, I feel a bit of a brute yanking your husband away like this.
Jean Lewis : Oh, well, don't feel that on my account.
Liz Gruffydd-Williams : Well, we must pick up a date ourselves, just us. A real hen party.
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Jean Lewis : Perhaps you think I don't know you. Perhaps you think I'm bloody blind. But, I know the look you give when you start fancying a bit on the side.
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Jean Lewis : Give us a puff, will you?
John Lewis : All right. Give us a kiss, first then.