If a Man Answers (1962)

Bobby Darin: Eugene Wright

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• Eugene : May I remind you that New York is full of great restaurants, very few of which serve peanut butter. For a buck and a half an hour, the dishes will disappear. And as for companionship, well I have a little black book with the names and phone numbers of 111 models. Bachelorhood is the ideal state for a man. Marriage, little Miss Stacy, is an institution sponsored by women for women.

• Chantal : No, no, Mr. Wright. Even thought I am half-French, when a perfect stranger tells you that his interest in you is purely physical... Mon dieu!

  Eugene : Yeah, but you didn't let me finish. I'd like you to come over to my place tomorrow at 2 o'clock. Ten dollars an hour.

  Chantal : [slaps him] 

• Eugene : Bachelorhood is the ideal state for man. Marriage, little Miss Stacy, is an institution sponsored by women for women.