[
Bond admires a huge aquarium. Dr. No enters]
Dr. No:
One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
James Bond:
As a matter of fact, I was.
Dr. No:
East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.
Dr. No:
The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
James Bond:
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
James Bond:
Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.
Felix Leiter:
You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing.
[
James Bond's first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]
James Bond:
I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench:
Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
James Bond:
Bond. James Bond.
[
Professor Dent tries to kill Bond, but his gun is out of bullets]
James Bond:
That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.
[
shoots Dent twice]
James Bond:
Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?
James Bond:
Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either.
Honey Ryder:
Are you looking for shells too?
James Bond:
No, I'm just looking.
Miss Moneypenny:
James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.
[
Picks up phone]
Miss Moneypenny:
007 is here sir.
[
Slaps Bond's hand away from the papers on her desk]
James Bond:
Moneypenny! What gives?
Miss Moneypenny:
Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner...
James Bond:
I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property.
Miss Moneypenny:
Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying.
Miss Taro:
What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?
James Bond:
You should say yes.
Miss Taro:
[
shaking her head] I should say maybe.
Worker:
What happened?
James Bond:
I think they were on their way to a funeral!
Sylvia Trench:
When did you say you had to leave?
James Bond:
Immediately... almost immediately
Dr. No:
That's a Dom Perignon '55, it would be a pity to break it
James Bond:
I prefer the '53 myself...
Dr. No:
I'm a member of SPECTRE
James Bond:
SPECTRE?
Dr. No:
SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.
James Bond:
Correction. Criminal brains!
Dr. No:
The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be!
Major Boothroyd:
[
to M, referring to Bond's Baretta] Nice and light... in a lady's handbag.
M:
Any comment, 007?
James Bond:
I disagree, sir. I've carried the Baretta for ten years, and I've never missed with it.
M:
No, but it jameed on you last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry a 00 number, you have a license to kill, not get killed. Furthermore, since I've been head of MI7
[
sic - MI6]
M:
there's been a forty percent drop in casualties, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you carry the Walther... unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties.
James Bond:
No sir,I would not.
M:
[
to Boothroyd] Show him, Armourer.
Major Boothroyd:
[
to Bond] Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them.
James Bond:
Good evening, sir.
M:
It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?
James Bond:
Never on the firm's time, sir.
Dr. No:
[
to Bond] I had even hoped that there would be a position for you in our organization.
James Bond:
I'm honored. Of course, I'd prefer the Revenge department. My first job would be to find out who killed Strangways and Quarrel.
[
Showing prisoners Bond and Honey around their cell]
Sister Lily:
Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all.
James Bond:
Two air tickets to London?
[
Honey describes how she killed the man who had raped her]
Honey Ryder:
I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die.
[
Bond looks shocked]
Honey Ryder:
Did I do wrong?
James Bond:
Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.
Photographer:
You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this, you rats!
[
first lines]
John Strangways:
That's it. Hundred honors and ninety below.
Professor R. J. Dent:
Nicely done, Strangways. I have to give it to you.
John Strangways:
I must leave you for a few minutes. Order a round on my chit, will you Professor.
Professor R. J. Dent:
Right.
Gen. Potter:
Damn it all! Must you break off at this time every evening?
John Strangways:
Sorry, General. My managing director is a creature of habit. There's a call booked through to me every day about this time.
[
last lines]
Felix Leiter:
Ahoy, Mr. Bond! Ahoy, Mr. Bond!
James Bond:
Well, well. What's the matter? Do you need help?
[
Honey stands up into plain view]
Felix Leiter:
Quite sure you don't.
James Bond:
Well, now that you're here, you'd better give us a tow.
Felix Leiter:
Throw us your line.
Dr. No:
[
to Bond] Unfortunately I overestimated you, you are just a stupid police man...
[
metal door opens and guards enter]
Dr. No:
...whose luck has run out.
[
Bond pulls up to the front of Government House with a dead man sitting up in the backseat]
James Bond:
Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
James Bond:
[
to Honey Ryder] I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable.
Honey Ryder:
Have you any idea what they'll do with us?
James Bond:
No idea. No door handles or windows, either.
Honey Ryder:
It's a prison, then.
James Bond:
Mink-lined, with first-class service.
Honey Ryder:
How can you eat at a time like this?
James Bond:
I'm hungry. We don't know when we'll get the chance to eat again. Here, take this.
James Bond:
[
whispering] Careful. The whole place is probably wired for sound.
James Bond:
Now, don't worry, Quarrel. Everything's going to be fine.
Quarrel:
You say so, Captain. Bottom part of where my belly used to be tells me different.
James Bond:
For me, Crab Key's going to be a gentle relaxation.
Felix Leiter:
From what? Dames?
James Bond:
No, from being a clay pigeon.
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