Boys' Night Out (1962)
Howard Morris: Howard McIllenny
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Quotes
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Howard McIllenny : Look at me. I'm an accountant with a secret life.
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Fred Williams : In view of past history, I don't think Cathy and I will be seeing any of you again.
Howard McIllenny : Oh, don't say that Fred. You're not going to let a dame like that bust up a friendship.
Fred Williams : A dame like what?
Howard McIllenny : Well, gee, Fred! You know, a dame who...
Fred Williams : That does it. Stand up, buster.
Howard McIllenny : I am standing up.
Fred Williams : If you had any guts, you'd be taller.
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Joanne McIllenny : Will power, darling. Remember our diet.
Howard McIllenny : Your diet, sweetheart. I'm not exactly what you could call fat.
Joanne McIllenny : That's unkind, Howard. After all, I'm only doing it for your sake.
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Doug Jackson : Of all the bonehead leads!
Fred Williams : I'm sorry, partner. I'm just not with it today.
Howard McIllenny : Slam, Game, and Rubber!
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Howard McIllenny : We'd be just wasting our time.
George Drayton : Not necessarily. What if we waste Fred's time?
Doug Jackson : Yeah! It would serve him right.
Howard McIllenny : For what?
Doug Jackson : For being so damn right! Right?
George Drayton : Right!
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Howard McIllenny : I signed up for a course on Creative Accounting at the New School for Social Research.
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Joanne McIllenny : That's the girl that interviewed me the other day.
Howard McIllenny : What? About what, Joanne?
Joanne McIllenny : Nothin' important. Sex.
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Howard McIllenny : She was even out pumping our wives! This is a vicious dame.