Romanoff and Juliet (1961)

Peter Jones: Otto

Quotes 

• Otto : Refuse aid? But you know how poor our people are. Our entire wealth is composed of liquor, a few Japanese cameras, and a library of forbidden books confiscated by the customs. Our entire income is derived from deliberately printing stamps with defects in them. And by now, even the philatelists are growing suspicious.

• Otto : You may say you didn't understand the motion, but that never stopped a real statesman from voting.

• The General : He deserves a decoration.

  Otto : He deserves to have his backside decorated.

• The General : Otto, my gloves please. The pair without the holes in them.

  Otto : Both pairs have holes in them.

  The General : In that case, either pair will do.