The Parent Trap (1961)

Ruth McDevitt: Miss Inch

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Quotes 

• Miss Inch : [reading from index cards]  Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is...

  [turns to the next card and continues reading] 

  Miss Inch : Miss Inch.

  [frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one] 

  Miss Inch : Oh, yes, Miss Inch.

• Miss Inch : Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had.

  Miss Grunecker : Rolling around like hooligans in front of our guests.

  Miss Inch : And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.

  Susan Evers : We're not sisters!

  Sharon McKendrick : I've never seen HER before in my life.

  Miss Inch : They are! Aren't they?

  Miss Grunecker : No ma'am. Just look-alikes.

  Miss Inch : An amazing resemblance.