Quotes
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Mango Perez : My mother is always making me take up with weird strangers. It's a come-on for tourists.
Happy Jack Monahan : I feel the same way, Mango. I never felt like this in my whole life before.
Mango Perez : She likes for me to heat them up - so she can sell them coconut hats and sandals.
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Sparks Moran : Mary-Belle hates me.
Mango Perez : I know. But I love you.
Sparks Moran : It's kind of nice having somebody love you.
Mango Perez : Why don't you try to love me? You might like it.
Sparks Moran : I guess I can try.
[narrating]
Sparks Moran : She pressed her hot Latin lips against mine and I forgot everything but Carmelita.