Antony Carbone: Renzo Capetto
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Renzo Capetto : Now look, we've got to get rid of these Cubans without the rest of 'em getting suspicious. There used to be a Cuban fisherman named Hemingway. He got hooked on a sea monster in these waters a couple of years ago and was dragged for miles... and got a lot of publicity. We're going to show those boys the greatest sea monster they ever saw in their lives!
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[while Pete and Jack murdered one Cuban soldier, the real monster killed another]
Renzo Capetto : You boys are getting careless. I told you to kill one, not two.
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Renzo Capetto : I don't know what'll we going to do with all this. I've always wanted to open up a home for the aged hoodlum.
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Sparks Moran : [narrating] A secret agent should never sleep, but there I was dreaming of Mom's apple pie, while up on deck, Renzo and his cutthroats were taking the first step - killing an innocent Cuban and pretending an imaginary sea monster did it, just so they would be panicked into changing course so that Renzo could steer them to his own picked destination.
[Pete and Jack cover up the Cuban's murder using a sharpened rake and fake monster tracks]
Renzo Capetto : Wait a minute, then give the alarm.
Sparks Moran : [narrating] But what none of us knew was that the monster invented by Renzo had already been invented by someone else - by a couple of other monsters, I guess.
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[Renzo has intentionally wrecked his boat on a reef]
Renzo Capetto : It's all right - be calm, everybody. The boat is insured.
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[hands Mary-Belle the sharpened rakes used to simulate monster claws]
Renzo Capetto : All right, baby, listen. You hold on to these 'cause I can't use 'em without Pete or Jack to help.
Mary-Belle Monahan : I'll keep 'em warm for ya.
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Renzo Capetto : You can go anywhere you like. I'm going home.
Cuban Colonel : To America?
Renzo Capetto : America? No, I can't go back there anymore... Sicily.
Cuban Colonel : Oh.
Renzo Capetto : I've got an uncle there who's been after me for years to help him stamp grapes. It's beginning to appeal to me.
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Renzo Capetto : Does anyone have anything to say?
[Pete raises his hand]
Renzo Capetto : Pete?
Pete Peterson Jr. : Mooo.
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Mary-Belle Monahan : How did it go, poopsy?
Renzo Capetto : We had a hairy little chase, but we got the stuff.
Mary-Belle Monahan : Crazy.
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Mary-Belle Monahan : Now we're off again to parts unknown.
Renzo Capetto : It's like a second honeymoon.
Mary-Belle Monahan : You know something? We oughta get married.
Renzo Capetto : Now, don't be a drag, baby.
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Mary-Belle Monahan : How much Jack do you think's in that strongbox?
Renzo Capetto : I don't know. There's plenty of Cuban sugar, though.
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Mary-Belle Monahan : Can you think of a way to remove them and grab that loot? Cos you're my big, strong, swingin' brains. Mmm!
Renzo Capetto : You're sweet, baby.
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Renzo Capetto : I always wanted to open up a home for the aged hoodlums.
Mary-Belle Monahan : Baby, you got a heart as big as all outdoors.
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Renzo Capetto : You found this woman in San Juan?
Happy Jack Monahan : Well, she was living in a sort of sorority house down by the docks. She's awful friendly.
