Robert Bean: Happy Jack Monahan
Quotes
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Happy Jack Monahan : You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to marry Mango and settle down here. I could start a tennis club.
Pete Peterson Jr. : They don't have clubs. They have rackets.
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Mango Perez : My mother is always making me take up with weird strangers. It's a come-on for tourists.
Happy Jack Monahan : I feel the same way, Mango. I never felt like this in my whole life before.
Mango Perez : She likes for me to heat them up - so she can sell them coconut hats and sandals.
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Renzo Capetto : You found this woman in San Juan?
Happy Jack Monahan : Well, she was living in a sort of sorority house down by the docks. She's awful friendly.
