- [Fred's wife has brought in a young baby when she visits Fred in prison]
- Fred: How old is he now, my love?
- Fred's wife: Eight months, dearest.
- [Fred looks suspicious and counts on his fingers]
- Fred: But I've been in here nearly two years.
- [Fred's wife smiles sweetly]
- Fred's wife: Oh yes, Fred. But you sent me some *lovely* letters.
- [Dodger is reading the financial pages of the newspaper in his prison cell]
- Dodger Lane: Cor, the bottom's dropped right out of Colonial Cocoa. When you knock off any money, lads, never put it on the Stock Exchange - I'll tell you that for nothing.
- [Dodger, Jelly and Lennie have escaped in a prison van with the help of Ethel and Mrs Price who have now joined them in the van]
- Ethel: [to Dodger] Oh Dodger, dear, it's lovely to see you again. I do hope everything goes all right. We'll have a lovely honeymoon.
- Jelly Knight: [ironically] Marvellous - you in Holloway, him in Dartmoor.
- Dodger Lane: Oh no, no. Later. Go and sleep in the car with Mum, I can't keep me mind doing now.
- Ethel: All right. I suppose I shall have to get myself a do-it-yourself honeymoon kit.
- Dodger Lane: The important thing is, every now and again, they bung this geezer on the scales and they weigh him.
- Dodger Lane: Don't panic! Just remember what the poet said: 'If you can keep your heads when all about you are doing their nuts, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.'