Two Way Stretch (1960)
Peter Sellers: Dodger Lane
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Quotes
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[Dodger is reading the financial pages of the newspaper in his prison cell]
Dodger Lane : Cor, the bottom's dropped right out of Colonial Cocoa. When you knock off any money, lads, never put it on the Stock Exchange - I'll tell you that for nothing.
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Dodger Lane : Oh no, no. Later. Go and sleep in the car with Mum, I can't keep me mind doing now.
Ethel : All right. I suppose I shall have to get myself a do-it-yourself honeymoon kit.
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Dodger Lane : The important thing is, every now and again, they bung this geezer on the scales and they weigh him.
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Dodger Lane : Don't panic! Just remember what the poet said: 'If you can keep your heads when all about you are doing their nuts, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.'