Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)
Louis Nye: Dr. Ernest Zorch
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Quotes
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : Great flying bird! 40-20-30. Oh, this is madness, sheer madness!
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : Look at these figures!
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Dr. Myrtle Carter : One glance at that wiggle and no Foundation in the world would give us money for research.
George Barton : Still, she is a rather nice girl. In a way.
Dr. Ernest Zorch : And what a way!
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Dr. Myrtle Carter : I can't understand Thinko making an error like this.
George Barton : You can't blame Thinko. How could a machine know we wouldn't like someone who looks like - Mamie Van Doren. Maybe he's getting adolescent? How many tubes did he blow today, Zorch?
Dr. Ernest Zorch : Two and a gasket.
George Barton : You see, puberty's setting in.
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : With top ranked science teachers so hard to get these days, I think we're very lucky. So many have gone into pure research.
Dr. Myrtle Carter : Come now, Zorch. You know perfectly well she's not the kind of person who should teach. Let her go into research! I suggest the Kennedy Foundation.
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : There's no one in the world that has the fine attributes of Dr. West!
George Barton : That's our problem: her attributes. If only she didn't have quite so much of them.
Dr. Myrtle Carter : Be honest, George. You know perfectly well that Admiral MacPherson wouldn't want us to keep her.
George Barton : You're absolutely right, Myrtle. The old boy will probably want to keep her himself.
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : Dr. Carter, she didn't want you to meet the Admiral.
Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Oh, I'm not good enough to meet that human octopus!
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Dr. Ernest Zorch : Who else has proposed?
Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Thinko.
Dr. Ernest Zorch : Thinko? That's impossible. The mechanical differences alone. I know of a secondhand, very cute, little IBM calculating machine in Rochester. Now, they'd work hand in glove. Just fine.