Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)

Martin Milner: George Barton

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• George Barton : Now, Dr. West, if you'll just stand right over here, we'll get a picture. Smile pretty please.

  Miss Amanda Cadwallader : Young man, I'll thank you to take your predatory paws off my arm.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : You are Dr. West, aren't you?

  Miss Amanda Cadwallader : My name is Cadwallader, Miss Amanda Cadwallader, and I'm traveling representative for the Paddy Pad Brassiere for the larger figure. And you, madam, could certainly use our product.

• George Barton : Come on. Let's go beard the dragon.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Is someone looking for me?

  George Barton : I beg - your pardon.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Beg my pardon? But, you haven't done anything yet. Or, are you the type that apologies first and acts later?

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Nothing is impossible in this day and age. Especially me. In fact, I'm one of the most possible people you'll ever meet.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : But, Dr. West is a genius!

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Just in somethings.

  George Barton : And you're a - blonde!

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : One glance at that wiggle and no Foundation in the world would give us money for research.

  George Barton : Still, she is a rather nice girl. In a way.

  Dr. Ernest Zorch : And what a way!

• George Barton : Doctor of Philosophy, Psychiatry, Palentology.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : Oh, no one's questioning her academic background, it's just her - her...

  George Barton : Her popular front.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : I can't understand Thinko making an error like this.

  George Barton : You can't blame Thinko. How could a machine know we wouldn't like someone who looks like - Mamie Van Doren. Maybe he's getting adolescent? How many tubes did he blow today, Zorch?

  Dr. Ernest Zorch : Two and a gasket.

  George Barton : You see, puberty's setting in.

• George Barton : 40-20-32. I wonder if she'd like to open night classes for adults?

• Dr. Ernest Zorch : There's no one in the world that has the fine attributes of Dr. West!

  George Barton : That's our problem: her attributes. If only she didn't have quite so much of them.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : Be honest, George. You know perfectly well that Admiral MacPherson wouldn't want us to keep her.

  George Barton : You're absolutely right, Myrtle. The old boy will probably want to keep her himself.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I can hardly help it if I was born with natural blonde hair and brown eyes and...

  George Barton : A perfect complexion and figure.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : That's a crime?

  George Barton : Well, let's just say it incites the male to crime.

• George Barton : Woo Woo, man-to-man, what do you think of Dr. West?

  Woo Woo Grabowski : Gee, Mr. Barton, I don't think of her as man-to-man. She's too female.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Professor Watts and Professor Towers - they're even taking me to dinner tonight. We're going to have a faculty meeting in the Passion Pit.

  George Barton : Dr. West, they're married.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I'm head of the department. We have to get to know one another sometime.

  George Barton : But, in a nightclub?

• George Barton : [on the phone]  Admiral, this is George. We thought you were in Iran. Where are you calling from?

• Wildcat MacPherson : Meet me at the Passion Pit parking lot. Love that bbq! Best ribs this side of Moscow.

  George Barton : The Passion Pit? Admiral, you know what happened the last time. Remember, that waitress?

  Wildcat MacPherson : Why do you think I'm going back? 8:30, Georgie!

• Wildcat MacPherson : George, isn't that Watts?

  George Barton : What? Where?

  Wildcat MacPherson : Not, what's where. Professor Watts. There!

• George Barton : What are you trying to pull?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Just a little experiment. If I've got the name, I might as well have the game.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I've always wanted to be a teacher. I think its the noblest profession in the world. That and medicine.

  George Barton : Maybe you should try that.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Oh, I did! But, my anatomy kept getting out of hand. I thought coming here everything would be - different.

  George Barton : You know, you are a bit much for a growing boy to face at 9am every morning.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I'm afraid, Mr. Barton, I've been wrong.

  George Barton : Well, I've never heard any woman admit that before.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Mr Barton, do you find me - desirable?

  George Barton : Minus the conga drum - yes!

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : That's my tragedy, Mr. Barton.

  George Barton : Call me - George.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Even Thinko. When I asked him what he thought. Look.

  [shows George the computer printout] 

  George Barton : "Like wow"?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : [Dr. West shakes her head yes]  Oh, I've tried sloppy sweaters, loose girdles, straight hair. Nothing seems to work. I'm still me.

• George Barton : Who are these tintype desperados? What do you mean bursting in like this?

  Boomie : Let's not call anyone names.