Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)

Allan Drake: Legs Raffertino

Quotes 

• Legs Raffertino : Say, baby, do you know the people around here?

  Suzanne : Who is there to know?

  Legs Raffertino : I'm trying to trace a wartime buddy.

  Suzanne : Which war? The Battle of the Sexes, I think! Yes?

• Legs Raffertino : A daffy chick!

• Suzanne : I am Suzanne de la Coeur. I'm a student of *life*. What you call: Social Science. I'm studying American male. You come visit my laboratory, yes? I write big book.

  [looks at Legs crotch] 

  Suzanne : Oh, very big book. About how American men make love.

  Legs Raffertino : Maybe later, kiddo. I got a little business first.

  Suzanne : This is business too. My business. I mean, you would not want for me to fail my subject, no? And in my work, good material is so *hard* to *come* by.

• Suzanne : You like to have my phone number?

  Legs Raffertino : Yeah, but, like later, doll. I'm really anxious to talk to Sam. Go over old times.

  Suzanne : Old times? Who cares about old times? When there are so many new times one can have.

  [looks at Boomie] 

  Suzanne : Or, two can have.

• Suzanne : Hello, Doll Doll.

  Legs Raffertino : Hi.

  Suzanne : Parlez-vous Français?

  Legs Raffertino : Not if I can help it, baby. It gives me gas.

• Legs Raffertino : A pretty smart cookie, Thinko, huh?

  Jody : Brilliant.

  Boomie : Is he hard to handle? I mean, temperamental?

  Jody : Not if you know the right knobs.

  Boomie , Legs Raffertino : Knobs?

• Jody : I can get anything I want out of Thinko. It's not complicated.

  Legs Raffertino : I know the type. A pushover for dames. Remember Fatso McNamara?

  Boomie : Yeah, just like me! He flipped over blondes. The dizzier the better.

• Boomie : Oh, I sure dig that chick. Legs. Legs! That's Tassels!

  Legs Raffertino : Who?

  Boomie : Tassels. Oh, I knew I'd seen that broad before.

  Legs Raffertino : Tassels who?

  Boomie : Oh, Tassels. I sure remember her. The Talahassee Tassel Tosser.

• Boomie : Tassels? She don't play around.

  Legs Raffertino : All dames play around. At least all the dames I know.

• Legs Raffertino : Keep me cover with that thing. And if you still got the violin in there, you're gonna get music lessons from Al Capone!

• Legs Raffertino : Steady. Steady! Boomie don't want to have to ventilate nobody unless he has to!

• Legs Raffertino : That leaves you, baby.

  Suzanne : This dialogue! Pure roaring 20s. No?

  Legs Raffertino : I can't help it if I was up the river 20 years, sugar. But, I'm gettin' with it more - like every day.

  Suzanne : Darling, no. Never change. Stay as corny as you are. Always.

• Legs Raffertino : The big boy will settle for a hundred grand and that's that! But, Sam Thinko never makes another bet west of Shanghai, China.

• Legs Raffertino : It's got to be you. We know who you are, Tassels. You're the only one around here with enough brains to run this racket.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Racket? What racket?

  Legs Raffertino : Don't play it cute, baby. The bookie racket. What else?

• Suzanne : Darling, you are so masculine.

  Legs Raffertino : Suzanne. Suzanne, it isn't you.

  Suzanne : No, mon cher. It's not me. I am not interested in races and lotteries and bingo games. - Only in love.

• Suzanne : Bye-bye, doll, doll.

  Legs Raffertino : Bye-bye? I don't understand you, baby. Yesterday you were all over me and today it's - all over.