Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)

Mijanou Bardot: Suzanne

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Quotes 

• Suzanne : You carry the torch like the Statue of Liberty. Only pass he takes is on the football field.

  Jody : I can't help loving Woo Woo.

• Jody : Hey, what's cooking with you?

  Suzanne : Being a woman - what do you think?

• Suzanne : Don't let the grass grow under the tootsies, Tootsie.

• Legs Raffertino : Say, baby, do you know the people around here?

  Suzanne : Who is there to know?

  Legs Raffertino : I'm trying to trace a wartime buddy.

  Suzanne : Which war? The Battle of the Sexes, I think! Yes?

• Suzanne : I am Suzanne de la Coeur. I'm a student of *life*. What you call: Social Science. I'm studying American male. You come visit my laboratory, yes? I write big book.

  [looks at Legs crotch] 

  Suzanne : Oh, very big book. About how American men make love.

  Legs Raffertino : Maybe later, kiddo. I got a little business first.

  Suzanne : This is business too. My business. I mean, you would not want for me to fail my subject, no? And in my work, good material is so *hard* to *come* by.

• Suzanne : You like to have my phone number?

  Legs Raffertino : Yeah, but, like later, doll. I'm really anxious to talk to Sam. Go over old times.

  Suzanne : Old times? Who cares about old times? When there are so many new times one can have.

  [looks at Boomie] 

  Suzanne : Or, two can have.

• Suzanne : Hello, Doll Doll.

  Legs Raffertino : Hi.

  Suzanne : Parlez-vous Français?

  Legs Raffertino : Not if I can help it, baby. It gives me gas.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : You understand, at the first opportunity, titter.

  Suzanne : Yes, Madame, a low-down titter. I titter very well.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : If there is no opportunity, create one.

  Suzanne : I always do, Madame.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : Have you seen Mr. Barton?

  Suzanne : Ah, it is George. He's cheating on you, no? That is why you want the disguise.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : Certainly not! I'll have you know that George is as faithful as the day is long.

  Suzanne : Don't be too confident, darling. With winter coming, the days get shorter, every day.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : Don't argue with me, Suzanne. Take off that costume and let me put it on.

  Suzanne : But, Dr. Carter, if the boss finds out I lend you that, he can me.

  Dr. Myrtle Carter : Oh, don't talk like a marinated herring!

• Suzanne : I get chilly. I have a low blood pressure. That is why I need always the warm man.

• Dr. Myrtle Carter : Now, where can we change? The Ladies Room?

  Suzanne : No. The maid would see. She is one great Tale-tattle.

• Suzanne : I want to find out what kind of a *lover* you are.

• Legs Raffertino : That leaves you, baby.

  Suzanne : This dialogue! Pure roaring 20s. No?

  Legs Raffertino : I can't help it if I was up the river 20 years, sugar. But, I'm gettin' with it more - like every day.

  Suzanne : Darling, no. Never change. Stay as corny as you are. Always.

• Suzanne : Darling, you are so masculine.

  Legs Raffertino : Suzanne. Suzanne, it isn't you.

  Suzanne : No, mon cher. It's not me. I am not interested in races and lotteries and bingo games. - Only in love.

• Suzanne : Bye-bye, doll, doll.

  Legs Raffertino : Bye-bye? I don't understand you, baby. Yesterday you were all over me and today it's - all over.

• Suzanne : Before I met you, I thought no American men can be - how do you say - aroused.

• Suzanne : In the life of art, baby, we must all make sacrifices.