Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)

John Carradine: Prof. Harvey Watts

Quotes 

• Prof. Harvey Watts : [talking to Dr. West]  We were on a little field trip to Atlantic City.

  Prof. Towers : Inspecting the rise and fall of the blondes.

  Prof. Harvey Watts : Tides.

  Prof. Towers : Eh, tides.

• Prof. Towers : [to Dr. West]  I know of a little place on the edge of town. It's sort of a malt shop.

  Prof. Harvey Watts : The Passion Pit!

  Prof. Towers : Where they have the best bbq ribs in the state. They're cooked in...

  Prof. Harvey Watts : Passionfruit nectar.

  Prof. Towers : Brandy in flavoring.

  Prof. Harvey Watts : With oodles and oodles of peach juice.

• Prof. Harvey Watts : We have our own bathysphere down there. Perhaps you'd like to take a plunge with us sometime. We go quite a ways under the sea.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : When I take a plunge, it's never in Atlantic City and rarely under the water.

• Prof. Harvey Watts : Ah, my dear, you're a positive vision.

  Prof. Towers : What a lovely gal, what there is of it.

• Prof. Harvey Watts : You're going to love this, my dear. Simple home spun, country fun.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : As long as we don't start ducking for apples. And I draw the line at spin-the-bottle too.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : What do you feel about oral examinations, Professor? Do you find them - exciting?

  Prof. Harvey Watts : Oh, I do, I do. I go to my dentist twice every year without fail.

  [Dr. West rolls her eyes] 

• Prof. Harvey Watts : Here we sit. Patella to patella, so to speak.