- Eddie Larkins: Undermining my authority!
- Ada Larkins: I'll undermine the seat of your pants in a minute. Remember your name's Larkins, not Montgomery. Now get in there!
- Ada Larkins: Why can't you 'elp with the moving?
- Charlie (Driver): Ah - that's regulations. You see, Missus, there's drivers and there's 'umpers. I 'appen to be a driver. I don't do no 'umpin'.
- Jeff Rogers: You know, I think he's taken offence at something you said. I think we've lost a customer.
- Jeff Rogers: A customer? *The* customer.
- Harold Gaskin: These new people at the inn - I want you to keep them under close observation. My success, and yours, depends on their failure.