Fred Flintstone:
Yabba Dabba Do!
[
Fred and Barney have just run into another car]
Fred Flintstone:
Hey why don't you hold out your hand when you're making a left turn?
Rock Quarry:
Left turn? I was going straight.
Fred Flintstone:
Look buster you're at fault and I can prove it. I got a disinterested witness here, my neighbor and best friend Barney Rubble. Go ahead Barney, tell him just how it happened.
Barney Rubble:
You drove through a boulevard stop Fred and hit that man's car.
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble:
Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
Fred Flintstone:
Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone:
Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
Betty Rubble:
We heard him described to a T.
Fred Flintstone:
Wilma, do you know where they went?
Wilma Flintstone:
They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
[
She starts crying]
Fred Flintstone:
Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
Barney Rubble:
Yeah Fred?
Fred Flintstone:
C'mon, let's go.
Barney Rubble:
Right Fred.
Fred Flintstone:
You ever play football, Barney?
Barney Rubble:
Yeah Fred, why?
Fred Flintstone:
Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.
Fred Flintstone:
[
bangs on the door after being locked out by the cat] WILMA!
Wilma Flintstone:
I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.
Fred Flintstone:
Where's your get up and go?
Barney Rubble:
It just got up and went.
Fred Flintstone:
I love my dear sweet mother in-law. My mother in-law is a doll.
Attendant:
Are you feeling alright, mister?
Fred Flintstone:
Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Attendant:
Good. Good. You just stay in here and rest. That hot sun out there is a killer.
Fred Flintstone:
Poor guy, he must have been standing in it for hours.
[
Fred goes to try out the Barney-copter and doesn't get far off the ground]
Barney Rubble:
Hey, you're too fat, Fred!
Fred Flintstone:
Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way.
Bank Clerk:
Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone:
Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here.
Bank Clerk:
[
laughing] Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Betty Rubble:
Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.
Barney Rubble:
That's easy - you women!
Barney Rubble:
[
Fred has just fallen down after taking a swing at Barney] Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!
Fred Flintstone:
How can you be so stupid?
Barney Rubble:
Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.
Fred Flintstone:
I'm sorry you're stupid.
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