The Mating Game (1959)

Fred Clark: Oliver Kelsey

Quotes 

• Oliver Kelsey : I don't like to ruin a man. We don't enjoy taking his stocks and bonds, selling his house and property. But, when a man shortchanges Uncle Sam, it leaves us no choice. Great or small, gentlemen, high-bracket, low-bracket, if Uncle doesn't get his cut - we nail your hide to the barnyard door.

• Oliver Kelsey : What was that?

  Wendell Burnshaw : My pig! Perfectly normal pig, until the Larkin's got ahold of him. Now, he's a nervous wreck!

  Oliver Kelsey : What have they done to him?

  Wendell Burnshaw : Corrupted him. Turned him into a howling sex maniac. If they can do it to my pig, they can do it your birddog.

• Oliver Kelsey : If you let her get away, you are out of a job!

  Lorenzo Charlton : Mr. Kelsey, with your imagination, I think you know what you can do with my job, sir.