Too Many Crooks (1959)

George Cole: Fingers

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Quotes 

• Fingers : Ooh, you told the Inspector some whoppers just now, didn't you, sir? Here, s'posing he wanted to meet your missus? You'd have a bit of a job finding the bits, wouldn't you, sir?

• Fingers : Don't move, I've got you covered.

  Billy Gordon : What, is that a space gun then?

  Fingers : Huh, oh.

  [He puts the flashlight down and points a gun at Billy] 

  Fingers : One move and I'll shoot you to comdom king.

• Sid : Is the brake on?

  Fingers : Of course!

  Sid : Well, take it off, you twerp.

• Charmaine : I thought you were coming by hearse.

  Fingers : We changed hearses in mid-stream.

• Lucy Gordon : It's me you're selling, isn't it?

  Fingers : Yes, and I shall sell you for any price I like.

  Lucy Gordon : Oh no, you won't! Now listen to me you, little squirt!

• Fingers : That swine has ruined my faith in human nature.

• Fingers : A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

  Billy Gordon : A nod? What does that mean?

  Fingers : That's an old Latin quotation and it means... is this your old woman's nightie?

  [He pulls out a nightgown and hands it to Billy]