I Married a Woman (1958)

Diana Dors: Janice Blake Briggs

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• Mrs. Blake - Janice's Mother : I heard it was a wonderful picture.

  Janice Blake Briggs : It was just beautiful. And it certainly should be a lesson to some husbands who aren't as attentive to their wives as they used to be. When I think of the fun we used to have before we were married. We went out every night.

  Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : That's right. Every night in the world. I never could get her to stay home and neck.

• Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : Honey, you've got to remember, I'm just little bitty ol' Marshall Briggs, not great big ol' John Wayne.

  Janice Blake Briggs : [dreamily]  John Wayne!

• Janice Blake Briggs : Mother, no one is talking about your taking a trip.

  Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : I'm taking a trip - to the delicatessen.

  Mrs. Blake - Janice's Mother : Oh, it's all right. It doesn't matter. I don't have to go anywhere. Soon I'll be going on that last great Cook's tour of them all. Upstairs.

  Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : I heard they did the cooking - downstairs.

• Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : When John Wayne does it, it's all right?

  Janice Blake Briggs : John Wayne happens to be the demonstrative type.

  Marshall 'Mickey' Briggs : Demonstrative?

  Janice Blake Briggs : John Wayne is demonstrative! You, demonstrative? You're not demonstrative. You've never been demonstrative!

• Janice Blake Briggs : [drunkenly]  I guess it's time for another drink. Ah, waiter?

  Bob Sanders : Well, I don't think you better, Janice.

  Janice Blake Briggs : Hmm? Oh, but, definitely! I'm drinking for two now, you know.

  Bob Sanders : For two? You? You mean?

  Janice Blake Briggs : [whispers]  Shhh. Don't tell Mickey.

  Bob Sanders : Mickey doesn't know you're going to have a...

  Janice Blake Briggs : No! No, don't tell him, baby. You mustn't tell him.

  [to the waiter] 

  Janice Blake Briggs : Another mickey for the lady. Shh...