Damn Yankees (1958)
Robert Shafer: Joe Boyd
Quotes
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Mr. Applegate : With my help a lot of things come easy.
[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]
Mr. Applegate : Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd : Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate : I'm handy with fire.
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Joe Boyd : One long ball hitter, that's what we need! I'd sell my soul for one long ball hitter.
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Joe Boyd : What happens after I stop being a baseball player? Then where would I be?
Mr. Applegate : [laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known.
Joe Boyd : Yes, but I have...
Mr. Applegate : After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?