The Seventh Seal (1957)

Erik Strandmark: Jonas Skat

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• [Jonas Skat is in a tree which Death is cutting down] 

  Jonas Skat : Hey, you scurvy knave, what are you doing with my tree? You might at least answer. Who are you?

  Death : I'm felling your tree. Your time is up.

  Jonas Skat : You can't. I haven't time.

  Death : So you haven't time?

  Jonas Skat : No. My performance...

  Death : Cancelled... because of Death.

• [In response to Death coming for him] 

  Jonas Skat : Is there no exemption for actors?

• Jonas Skat : Kill me. I'll thank you afterwards.

• Jof : Where are we to perform?

  Jonas Skat : The saints' feast in Elsinore. Right on the church steps.

  Jof : Why not something bawdy? People prefer it, and it's more fun.

• Jonas Skat : It's the filthy Smith who insulted my beloved lady, the fair Kunigunda.

  Blacksmith Plog : What did you call her?

  Lisa, blacksmith's wife : Kunigunda. Are you deaf?

  Jöns, squire : Kunigunda.

  Blacksmith Plog : Her name is Lisa. Strumpet Lisa. Rumpy, smutty, slutty Lisa.

  Lisa, blacksmith's wife : How coarse he is.

  Blacksmith Plog : Go find your own trash, you gilded pimp!

  Lisa, blacksmith's wife : What a brute!

  Jonas Skat : You scabby bastard of seven scurvy bitches, if I were in your lousy rags, I'd be so ashamed of everything about my person that I would immediately rid nature of my own embarrassing self.