Soldier 1:
I'm not afraid of dying tomorrow, only of getting killed.
Soldier 2:
That's as clear as mud.
Soldier 1:
Well, which would you rather be done in by: a bayonet or a machine gun?
Soldier 2:
Oh, a machine gun, naturally.
Soldier 1:
Naturally, that's just my point. They're both pieces of steel ripping into your guts, only the machine gun is quicker, cleaner, and less painful, isn't it?
Soldier 2:
Yeah, but what does that prove?
Soldier 1:
That proves that most of us are more afraid of getting hurt than of getting killed. Look at Bernard. He panics when it comes to gas. Gas doesn't bother me a bit. He's seen photos of gas cases. Doesn't mean anything to me. But I'll tell you something though, I'd hate like the devil to be without my tin hat. But on the other hand I don't mind not having a tin hat for my tail. Why is that?
Soldier 2:
You're darn tootin', because...
Soldier 1:
Because I know a wound to the head would hurt much more than one to the tail. The tail is just meat but the head- ah, the head is all bone.
Soldier 2:
That's...
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