- Eddie Foy: Father, I'm Eddie Foy, did my family get here yet? You know. The seven kids.
- Episcopal Minister: Mr. Foy, You're Catholic aren't you?
- Eddie Foy: Oh sure.
- Episcopal Minister: You're very welcome, but this is the Episcopal Church.
- Eddie Foy: Oh. I'm kind of a stranger in town, where is the Catholic Church?
- Episcopal Minister: We're not supposed to give out that kind of information... but I believe it's around the corner.
- Eddie Foy: Oh. Thanks.
- Clara Morando: Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.
- Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.
- Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.
- Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?
- [to Clara]
- Eddie Foy: You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?
- Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!
- Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!
- Madeleine Morando Foy: I love him when he gets angry. And he gets angry all the time. How many women can love their husband all the time?
- Eddie Foy: What do you need friends for?... you've got all the friends and enemies you need right here in the family.
- George M. Cohan: Do you know any of my soft shoe routines?
- Eddie Foy: I know every routine you ever did.. I did them first.
- George M. Cohan: But I did them right.