- Major Martin Fielding: Only a snake with a brain could have got into that room last night and singled out that same kid. It's almost as if... well, it's absurd, but... as if he were meant to go that way.
- Tom Markel: [Lunching while showing Lisa around New York after just meeting her] I don't think a hot dog stand suits you. No, you'd look better over cocktails. Now that'll come later.
- Carl Turner: You know, it doesn't make any sense. A guy goes through a whole war without a scratch and then ends up like this!