As Long as They're Happy (1955)

Jerry Wayne: Bobby Denver

Quotes 

• Bobby Denver : Better put these in water

  John Bentley : My Calsilarium Optiflora!

  Bobby Denver : Nevermind about your health. It's your garden, I'm worrying about. It's in terrible condition.

• Pat Bentley : I haven't got a boyfriend.

  Bobby Denver : Hmmm. that's bad.

  Pat Bentley : i've got a husband.

  Bobby Denver : That's worse.

  Pat Bentley : He's in jail.

  Bobby Denver : That's better.

• Gwen Bentley : In such a night stood Dido, with a willow in her hand, upon the milk sea banks. In such a night, Medea gathered the enchanted herbs. Oh, Bobby, darling, its so wonderful! Troilus and Cressida, Aeneas and Dido, you and me!

  Bobby Denver : I got to be going now. I'll be late for my TV show.

• Bobby Denver : I want to see something of your wonderful country. You know, Stratford, Manchester, Scotland, towns like that.

• Bobby Denver : You know, you need a darn good spanking. And you too! Now, come on, you two, you're sisters!

  Pat Bentley : Let me go!

  Gwen Bentley : Let me go!

  Bobby Denver : You're going to kiss and be good friends.

  Gwen Bentley : Let me go!

  Pat Bentley : Let me go!

  Bobby Denver : Kiss and be good friends!

• Bobby Denver : Say fellas, I think I've done just about enough talking. So, if you don't mind, I'd rather sing.

  [sings] 

  Bobby Denver : There's a light that lies in Lizza's eyes, And lies and lies and lies and lies, And lies - in Lizza's eyes...

• Bobby Denver : [crooning]  You started something, When you said goodbye, You started something, When you made me cry...

• Bobby Denver : [singing]  They're just two fakers, Heartbreakers, Playing the game with skill, They promise a crazy thrill, That her lips and arms will never fullfill...