John Dehner: Dr. Derek Gravesend
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Quotes
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Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : [on the phone] Well, Mr. Gravesend, there's a little matter I'd like to disgust wit' chu. It refrains to some of the little kids down here in the Bowery. You see, uh, I am what you might call, um... uh... a benefracture of humanity.
Dr. Derek Gravesend : Beh-ehh-eh... uh, yes, yes, go on, Mr Mahoney.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Well, um, if it's all the same wit' chu, Mr. Gravesend -- dhis matter being highly contagious -- I think it would be better if me and my accomplice, Mr. Jones, came out dhere to prevaricate upon it in person.
Dr. Derek Gravesend : Uh, "contagious?" Uh, "prevaricate?" I'm... I-I am afraid I don't follow you.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : [to the boys] Dhis guy don't even understand English.
[back to Dr. Gravesend]
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Well, I'll explain dhe hard words when I get out dhere. Just tell me, are you gonna coaggulate wit' us or ain't cha?
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Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : I'll make the kids cut down all the weeds, clean up all the dirty bottles, have the place look real nice. Now, besides salvaging the lives of these kids, I think you'll find this whole thing may... entrance the value of your property.
Dr. Derek Gravesend : Oh, uh... Well, if it would, uh... "entrance" the value of the property...
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : It coitenly would.
