Colonel March Investigates (1953)
Boris Karloff: Colonel March
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Quotes
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Insp. Ames : The radiator! Now why didn't I think of that?
Col. March : My dear Ames. Please don't embarrass us both by forcing me to answer that question.
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Col. March : [opening narration] I saw a city of many faces. One a Queen's of courtly graces; one a clown, his tearful grin; one a child, and one for sin. I've been inside these hidden places and seen behind these many faces. But what was behind this face
[shows mask]
Col. March : ; this mask, this idiot expression made by the thousands to be sold to small children? I saw it and I was participating in a witches' sabbath in the refined heart of a quiet London bank. Now it lies, this strange object amongst others equally strange, equally each an eerie reminder of a crime so fantastically bizarre, so unbelievable, so frankly impossible as to belong nowhere in the cool, logical confines of Scotland Yard, except in its own most unlikely department, D.3.; known to some as the Department of Queer Complaints - and Colonel March. At your service
[bows to camera]
