- [after walking into an old beat-down cabin]
- Wilbert: How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?
- Al Stewart: Probably your forefathers lived here.
- Wilbert: I beg your pardon?
- Al Stewart: I said probably your forefathers lived here before you.
- Wilbert: My four fathers?
- Al Stewart: Yes.
- Wilbert: I didn't have four fathers.
- Al Stewart: Sure, you did.
- Wilbert: If I did, only one came home nights.
- Al Stewart: Now listen your next turn at the Turkey Shoot and we gotta beat those Winfield's.
- Wilbert: You know I don't know how to shoot a gun.
- Al Stewart: Didn't you learn how to shoot in the Army?
- Wilbert: I was in the Cavalry. What kind of bullets come out of a pitchfork?