- [first lines]
- Larry: Hey, Moe. Moe.
- Moe Howard: What?
- Larry: I finished the drawer.
- Moe Howard: Well, what do you want me to do, kiss you?
- Larry: Well...
- Moe Howard: [slaps Larry's forehead] Go on! Put it over there.
- Moe Howard: [after Larry accidentally planes the top of his head] When I want a haircut, I'll go to a barbershop.
- [he takes the planer and uses it on the bald part of Larry's head]
- Moe Howard: How do you like that? I drew a blank.
- Shemp: [accidentally throwing glue in Moe's eye] Hey, this is pretty serious. Hey, Larry, bring the chisel.
- Moe Howard: The what?
- Larry: The chisel. What do you want with it?
- Moe Howard: [slapping him] Ah, drop it. Get some proper tools here. Get this eye open or I'll annihilate ya.