Malice in the Palace (1949)
Larry Fine: Larry
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Quotes
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Moe : [to Hassen Ben Soba and Ginna Rumma] What'll you have?
Hassan Ben Soba : We want...
Moe : [cutting him off] We don't have any more.
Larry : All we got left are rabbit and hot dogs.
Hassan Ben Soba : Rabbit.
Ginna Rumma : Hot dogs.
Larry : Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
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Larry : [after Hassan, Ginna, Moe, and Shemp think he's killed a dog and a cat, he comes out to serve the food] Here you are, gentlemen. Hot dog, when it comes to cookin' I'm the cat's meow!
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Moe : There's only one 100-carat diamond, and it comes from Rootin Tootin's Tomb.
Shemp : That's government property.
Moe : Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.
Larry : Yeah! Maybe fifty-thousand bucks. Boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one-room apartment in Hollywood... maybe.
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Shemp : [cleaning up Ginna Rumma, who has a bowl of spaghetti noodles over his face] Hold this. Just a minute, I'll take it right off. I would leave it on; people don't know if you're coming or going with this on.
Shemp : [trims the spaghetti away from Ginna Rumma's face] There you are, sir. You look very pretty, and the spaghetti is as good as new.
Ginna Rumma : Why, you...!
[draws a dagger, preparing to attack Shemp]
Shemp : Whoa! Whoa, whoa...
Hassan Ben Soba : Dog of dogs! How dare you!
[draws out a dagger]
Larry : A thousand pardons! It was unavoidable!
Moe : Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This would degrade you.
Hassan Ben Soba : It's true; I am an aristocrat! I am Hassan ben Sobar!
Shemp : I had a few too many myself!
[laughs; Moe throws spaghetti at Shemp's face]
Moe : Quiet! We gotta clean up this mess!
