Always Leave Them Laughing (1949)
Lloyd Gough: Monte Wilson
Quotes
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Monte Wilson : [Checking out Kip's suit] Very conservative.
Kipling 'Kip' Cooper : Conservative? Why it could be elected on a Republican ticket without anyone in it.
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Monte Wilson : [to a young up-and-coming comic] How many years do you think a comic has to knock around before he can learn his trade? The broken down joints he has to starve in and sometimes finish in to? Ever been to Asbury Park, New Jersey on a Labor Day weekend? Ever try to get laughs from an audience that just finished a heavy dinner? Been sitting around on hard chairs swatting mosquitoes watching the temperature climb to 90 degrees? Well, Kip has and, believe me, it was murder.
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Monte Wilson : Take my advice, kid. Go in for something with a future. Like living off your old man.
