- Shemp: Some perfume, sister. What brand do you use?
- Pretty Girl: Sphinx.
- Shemp: I know, but what brand do you use?
- Moe: [hearing King Rootentooten complain of a toothache] This is our chance. If we can pull his tooth, they may not throw us to the crocodiles.
- Shemp: Yeah, but how are we gonna do it?
- Moe: You've got the tools.
- Larry: What have we got to lose?
- Shemp: My head!
- Moe: Like he was saying, what have we got to lose?
- Futamon - Tax Collector: So, you see, Rhadames, I did collect the tax money. I simply forgot to turn this part in.
- Rhadames: Very clever. And using the tomb of old King Putandtakeit was sheer genius.