Mummy's Dummies (1948)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

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Quotes 

• Shemp : Some perfume, sister. What brand do you use?

  Pretty Girl : Sphinx.

  Shemp : I know, but what brand do you use?

• Rhadames : Hail, wise oracle. Which way did those knaves go?

  Shemp : [wearing a bull's head]  They went thataway, and that ain't no bull.

• Shemp : [disguised as an old man]  Oh, nice-looking chariot, sonny. What do you want for it?

  Moe : I'm afraid you're a little late. We promised to sell it to this sucker... uh, this gentleman here for 400 shekels.

  Shemp : Give you five.

  Rhadames : Six.

  Shemp : Seven.

  Rhadames : You can have it.

• Shemp : [bonking Moe on the head]  Moe! I didn't know it was you.

  Moe : [taking his mallet]  A natural enough mistake, my lad. You know it now.

  [he hits Shemp on the head] 

• Moe : [hearing King Rootentooten complain of a toothache]  This is our chance. If we can pull his tooth, they may not throw us to the crocodiles.

  Shemp : Yeah, but how are we gonna do it?

  Moe : You've got the tools.

  Larry : What have we got to lose?

  Shemp : My head!

  Moe : Like he was saying, what have we got to lose?

• Shemp : My goodness, how'd your face get so dirty?

  Moe : [taking his feather duster]  Like this.

  [he brushes it in Shemp's face]