Mummy's Dummies (1948)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Moe : I'm Honest Moe, that's Honest Shemp, and that's... that's Larry.

• Shemp : [disguised as an old man]  Oh, nice-looking chariot, sonny. What do you want for it?

  Moe : I'm afraid you're a little late. We promised to sell it to this sucker... uh, this gentleman here for 400 shekels.

  Shemp : Give you five.

  Rhadames : Six.

  Shemp : Seven.

  Rhadames : You can have it.

• Moe : If that chariot doesn't do everything we claim for it, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

• Rhadames : Open up, you swindlers!

  Moe : He'll get tired of that quick enough.

• Shemp : [bonking Moe on the head]  Moe! I didn't know it was you.

  Moe : [taking his mallet]  A natural enough mistake, my lad. You know it now.

  [he hits Shemp on the head] 

• Moe : [hearing King Rootentooten complain of a toothache]  This is our chance. If we can pull his tooth, they may not throw us to the crocodiles.

  Shemp : Yeah, but how are we gonna do it?

  Moe : You've got the tools.

  Larry : What have we got to lose?

  Shemp : My head!

  Moe : Like he was saying, what have we got to lose?

• Shemp : My goodness, how'd your face get so dirty?

  Moe : [taking his feather duster]  Like this.

  [he brushes it in Shemp's face] 

• Rhadames : So, you dare swindle the chief of the palace guards.

  Moe : The cops! Scram!