El casado casa quiere (1948)

Eduardo Noriega: Quico Posada

Quotes 

• Quico Posada : Just wait until he's married. A married man needs to seek solace one way or another. Since he's not much of a ladies' man, he'll probably hit the bottle.

• Quico Posada : I fall in love two or three times a year. I enjoy it, until it passes. Love's like a cold. You'll soon get over it.

  Carlos Rivas : That's a lovely comparison.

  Quico Posada : But it's true. Love is a cold that afflicts the heart. It isn't serious, but some women want the cold to last a lifetime.

  Carlos Rivas : It's only natural, right?

  Quico Posada : No, sir. What's natural is what I've always believed. The heart is entitled to as many colds as there are noses!

• Elena Luna : What do you think of me now?

  Quico Posada : Instead of Luna, you should be named Tuna, the cactus fruit.

  Elena Luna : Sure, because I'm so sweet. How gallant you are.

  Quico Posada : You've got more thorns than a cactus.

  Elena Luna : Ah, how delicious! To go riding in the country on a sunny day and have a nice lunch by a cactus. Very tasty once you've gotten past the thorns.

• Quico Posada : The Russian princess was merely one of many. I take the precaution of getting divorced before the wedding.

  Elena Luna : That's sensible of you. That way you won't make some woman miserable her whole life. Also, you retreat before you've been conquered.

• Quico Posada : Elenita? Her worst defect is her greatest virtue. To always tells the truth, even if it hurts.

• Quico Posada : I'm crazy about you! What else should I suggest? That we play cards?

• Quico Posada : Shall I make a confession? The Mexican who tells you that while enjoying himself abroad he doesn't long for his countrywomen -- he's a liar. The more we travel, the more we realize there are no women as sweet, as kind, as loving or as beautiful as the women of Mexico.

• Quico Posada : Do you know what I prayed for?

  Elena Luna : What?

  Quico Posada : That I could eat you, thorns and all.

• Elena Luna : Are you my fiancé or not?

  Quico Posada : Fiancé? I'm your slave for life.

  Elena Luna : Then make yourself useful, slave.

• Quico Posada : The weaker sex must be studied closely. You live in California now, but I grew up on a farm. It's the best place to study the weaker sex. There are all sorts of females there. There are cows, mares, and ewes.

  Tio Jorge : What do they have to do with women?

  Quico Posada : Females are females, no matter the species. For example, a worthless mare and marvelous stallion. The male approaches the female and attempts to mate. Logically, the mare would assent to this, right? But something else happens. The mare kicks the stallion in the chest until he backs off.

  Tio Jorge : What does the stallion do?

  Quico Posada : He takes it like a man. He knows that when she tires of kicking him in the chest, she'll assent.