It's in the Bag! (1945)

Richard Tyler: Homer Floogle

Quotes 

• Eve Floogle : My mother always told me I should never marry a flea trainer.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : And that's the matter with flea trainers?

  Eve Floogle : You tell him, Homer.

  Homer Floogle : I just read an article about that.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : And?

  Homer Floogle : It came to the following interesting conclusion.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : Yeah?

  Homer Floogle : A: Eighty-three percent of flea trainers are of definitely low mentality. B: Sixteen percent were classified as morons...

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : [interrupts, about to hit Homer with his cane]  Why, for two pennies, I'd...

  Homer Floogle : Uh uh! Dad! How many times have I told you? Striking your own child denotes a fundamental weaknes in character.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : Sometimes I wonder if you are my own child.

  Homer Floogle : [takes off his glasses, reveals the same bags under his eyes as Fred]  Can you still doubt?

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : [directly to the camera]  What do you think?

• Homer Floogle : Dad, you wanna buy a Delicatessen in the Bronx?

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : No, we are not making any foreign investments.