It's in the Bag! (1945)

Binnie Barnes: Eve Floogle

Quotes 

• Eve Floogle : My mother always told me I should never marry a flea trainer.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : And that's the matter with flea trainers?

  Eve Floogle : You tell him, Homer.

  Homer Floogle : I just read an article about that.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : And?

  Homer Floogle : It came to the following interesting conclusion.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : Yeah?

  Homer Floogle : A: Eighty-three percent of flea trainers are of definitely low mentality. B: Sixteen percent were classified as morons...

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : [interrupts, about to hit Homer with his cane]  Why, for two pennies, I'd...

  Homer Floogle : Uh uh! Dad! How many times have I told you? Striking your own child denotes a fundamental weaknes in character.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : Sometimes I wonder if you are my own child.

  Homer Floogle : [takes off his glasses, reveals the same bags under his eyes as Fred]  Can you still doubt?

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : [directly to the camera]  What do you think?

• Eve Floogle : Just out of idle curiosity, how do you get rid of twelve million dollars?

  Mr. Arnold : Mr. Trumble piddled his money away. A few million here, a few million there.

  Eve Floogle : That's nice piddling.

  Mr. Gardiner : In one stock market deal alone he lost three million.

  Mr. Arnold : Yes. And there was that motion picture company.

  Jefferson T. Pike : And, of course, there was a woman or two.

  Fred F. Trumble Floogle : A woman or two? My uncle was in his 70s.

  Jefferson T. Pike : [with some indignation, being of that age himself]  So what?

• Eve Floogle : You mean last year's diamonds? Oh no, we don't bother with them. You see, we just throw them out. They get so shabby, you know.