- Andy Hardy: Oh, you don't go in very much for kissing, huh?
- Kay Wilson: I've been kissed before and I expect to be kissed again.
- Andy Hardy: Well there's no time like the present.
- Kay Wilson: But, *not* casual necking.
- Mrs. Hardy: He will get his voice back won't he doctor? Because he's a judge you know and if he can't talk how can he let people know how smart he is?
- Kay Wilson: I'd have loaned you the money.
- Andy Hardy: A man doesn't borrow money from a strange young lady.
- Kay Wilson: I'm not a strange young lady. We're a couple of kids going to the same college. Look here, young man, you've got a lot to learn.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: May I join the conversation or am I too ancient for the discussions of today's youth?
- Dr. M.J. Standish: [to Andy Hardy] We always think the lady smiles at us. The trouble is it's our masculine deceit that makes us think so. No, I'm afraid this is one of the times when you were not - irresistible.
- Lee Walker: Lyn, suppose there is something to Doctor Sellworth's idea that twins should be separated?
- Lyn Walker: Oh, but, Lee, these twins couldn't stand to be separated.
- Lyn Walker: We may look alike but I can get back without three or four boys following me.
- Lee Walker: Well, I could too if I were the conservative type like you.
- Judge Hardy: Fine household where a man can't take a mustard bath without a lot of females invading his privacy.
- Dr. Lee: Good morning, Judge Hardy. I'm from the County Hospital. Oh, I see you're wondering about my nationality. I'm Chinese and I have a charming disposition until someone pulls that old crack about "Confucius say" - at which I go completely berserk and bite little children.
- Andy Hardy: Hi ya, cupcake.
- Lyn Walker: What did you say?
- Andy Hardy: I said, "Hi ya, cupcake."
- Lyn Walker: That's what I thought you said.
- [slaps Andy]
- Judge Hardy: I do hope for your sake, Beezy never discovers where you hid his pants.
- Katy Anderson: Don't worry. He won't.
- [lifts her skirt]
- Katy Anderson: I got 'em on!
- Kay Wilson: Don't worry, they'll be a time - and a place.
- Andy Hardy: And a fella?
- Kay Wilson: And a fella. A fella I like as a person. A fella I want to kiss because at that particular place, at that particular moment, I want that particular fella to kiss me.
- Andy Hardy: And I bet he'll be over 40 years old too.
- Kay Wilson: Well, only recently, I kissed a man 40 and, um, it wasn't bad.
- Andy Hardy: Why, that's an insult to young American manhood.
- Aunt Milly: I was born in the most glorious city in the world. A city of culture, enlightenment and tradition.
- Judge Hardy: You mean the city of Peking?
- Aunt Milly: No, sir. The city of Brooklyn.
- Andy Hardy: Dr. Standish, she, I mean, this somebody that we're talking about, she isn't quite normal. She's been brought up to believe that older men are much nicer than - men her own age, like me. It's not that I'm jealous or anything like that. But, this somebody that we're talking about, she's just dazzled because you're old enough to be her grandfather.
- Lee Walker: Listen, they always strip the new boys and paint 'em blue all over.
- Andy Hardy: Blue? All over?
- Lyn Walker: Lee, we've got exactly $1.89 left.
- Lee Walker: Think nothing of it. What's money? Sugar, I will now go out and raise some cane.
- Andy Hardy: Wainright, huh. Well, it doesn't look very dangerous, does it? Or, does it?
- Pullman Porter: No, Wainright College, boy's, ain't dangerous. No more than a train wreck.
- Lee Walker: As soon as I get a job at Wainright, we'll pay the Hardy boy back - that cute little prune.
- Lyn Walker: Lee, as soon as you see a nice boy, you start to like him.
- Lee Walker: And as soon as I like him, I get him!
- Lee Walker: Driver, do you know a nice quiet place, in a nice quiet part of town ,where a nice quiet people blonde can live quietly?
- Taxi Driver #1: Lady, I know a place so quiet you can hear a pad of butter fall on a thick rug.
- Andy Hardy: You know, sometimes you talk like a regular girl.
- Kay Wilson: You don't know me at all, do you? And I want you to. I really do.
- Andy Hardy: You do?
- Andy Hardy: That's swell. With you scared and me scared, maybe together we'll only be half as scared.
- Lee Walker: Do you want me to call a policeman?
- Andy Hardy: Go ahead and call a policeman, it's not legal for even a *blonde* to steal a fella's money.
- Lee Walker: Me?
- Kay Wilson: B.S.Y.
- Andy Hardy: Eh, pardon me, but, what'd you say?
- Kay Wilson: B. S. Y. Be Seeing You. You don't say "good-bye" on the campus.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Well, Andrew, I realize that as a member of the faculty are looked up by Freshman as a cross between a personal devil and an intellectual policeman, but, that doesn't mean that I'm a zombie.
- Lee Walker: I have a job all picked out. It's Joe's place.
- Andy Hardy: Huh?
- Lee Walker: Joe's Place, near every college has a Joe's Place and mostly it's called Joe's Place.
- Andy Hardy: Yeah, well, what's this one called?
- Lee Walker: Joe's Place. It's a hamburger heaven with rug cutting on the side. They want to hire a singer and I'm going to get the job and then I'll pay you back all your money. If you'll only not knife me in the back with the Dean. And, besides, I pay interest.
- [looks around, kisses Andy]
- Andy Hardy: Whoa!
- Lee Walker: That's the interest.
- Andy Hardy: Oh, take all of my money under the same terms.
- Andy Hardy: When they take off my clothes and paint me blue they'll find that I have less than five bucks.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Paint you blue? Five bucks? I'm sorry, Andrew, I'm afraid somebody's been giving you the old heave-ho.
- Andy Hardy: I picked out a hard year's work ahead of me to lick and Kay, I want to let you know, I wanted to see you.
- Andy Hardy: Say, I still have room for Elizabethan poets, that's if you don't mind my being around.
- Kay Wilson: Mind? Why, I'd love it!
- Andy Hardy: I won't tell anybody.
- [Lyn kisses Andy on one cheek and Lee on the other]
- Andy Hardy: Oh, boy. I know this is only good, clean fun, but, boy oh boy, what fun!
- Andy Hardy: Look, this kissing business it's only a stage you're going through. But, you'll out grow it.
- Lee Walker: Oh, it'll take years!
- Andy Hardy: Oh, behave, will you. Now, I'm not saying you're never supposed to kiss a fella, but, only when at that particular place, at that particular minute, you want to kiss that particular fella.
- Lee Walker: Right! This is the minute and you're the fella!
- Lee Walker: I should kiss you now.
- Andy Hardy: Now, wait a minute.
- Lee Walker: What's the matter?
- Andy Hardy: There are a lot of things that you have to learn.
- Lee Walker: Well, learn me brother, learn me!
- Dr. M.J. Standish: The span of youth is so brief, that it should be allowed to capitalize every enjoyable moment - without too much regard for the cause.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Beautiful, isn't it?
- Kay Wilson: Dr. Standish, what makes us think something beautiful?
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Our own natural desire to be pleased. An instinctive hunger for beauty and an act of anxiety to appreciate it.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Did Andrew tell you what happened today?
- Kay Wilson: No, I haven't seen him since morning.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: In an attempt to improve my relationship with him, I wanted to take the boy into my confidence, give him definite responsibility for another student, a Miss Walker.
- Kay Wilson: A cute little blonde number.
- Kay Wilson: Remember the night the train stopped?
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Oh, I apologize. I wasn't spying. I was only afraid that the train would start suddenly and leave you two youngsters behind.
- Kay Wilson: [gazes up, leans forward, kisses Dr. Standish] That was wrong. Please remember it was I who did it.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Morning. We mentioned yesterday the first verse of "Drink to me only of thine eyes." We concluded that it's leading source could be traced to scattered passages in the love letters of Philostratus, the Sophist. Let's consider the second verse. "I sent thee late a rosy wreath, Not so much honoring thee, As giving it a hope, that there, It could not withered be...
- Dr. M.J. Standish: He thought it'd be a good idea to give you a responsibility.
- Judge Hardy: Yes, preferably a young woman - and preferably a lollapalooza.
- Andy Hardy: A lollapalooza?
- Lee Walker: [to Andy] Just to make sure she's adjusted, she's learning to neck!
- Lyn Walker: You said it! Oh, boy, am I adjusted.
- Lee Walker: Well, goodbye, Toots.
- Kay Wilson: Perhaps I'm a little younger than I thought.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: Time will take care of that.
- Kay Wilson: I'll know my lessons from now on.
- Judge Hardy: This is the first year you've had coeds here. Each year, dozens of fine young girls are going to come into your perspective. Many of them going through a stage that makes your culture and poise seem romantic.
- Dr. M.J. Standish: I have noticed a half a dozen or so of them, in class, gazing - soulfully at me.
- Judge Hardy: Normal reaction. Protest against the boys of their own age - the hearty young guffs all arms and legs who are liable in their gawky awkwardness to place too emphatic emphasis on spooning.
- [last lines]
- Andy Hardy: This girl, I'm not in love with her and she isn't in love with me. But, I think she's a very nice person and that's what she thinks of me. I'm good for her and she's good for me. This girl's past the silly stage of casual kissing and smooching. This girl, if she'd ever let a fella kiss her it would be because at that particular moment, at that particular place, she'd want that particular fella to kiss her. And, oh boy, I'm the fella!