Hit the Ice (1943)
Lou Costello: Weejie McCoy
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Quotes
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Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : Hey! Where's the fire?
Mac : In your eyes.
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Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : [moaning] Oh I was shot, somebody stabbed me.
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Nurse #1 : You've just had a baby.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?
Nurse #1 : Boy.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : Oh... does he look like me?
Nurse #1 : Exactly like you.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : Oh a baby... A BABY!
[jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]
Flash Fulton : Where've you been?
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : Having a baby.
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Flash Fulton : This bank's been stuck up.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : What've they got to be stuck up for? They're no better than any other bank.
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Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : [trying to get the dog sled team to run] Oatmeal, oatmeal! Cornmeal!... Mush!
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Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : [trying to ice skate] Left foot, right foot, left foot, everybody's doing it.
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Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy : [after his love interest marries someone else] If I ever fall in love with another girl, I hope they hang me.