Dizzy Pilots (1943)

Curly Howard: Curly Wrong

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Quotes 

• Moe Wrong : [seeing Curly sawing one of the plane's wings]  No, nitwit! You saw the garage!

  Curly Wrong : I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering the king's English! Et cetera! See, saw, see...

  Moe Wrong : [grabs Curly by the neck and shakes him]  Shut up! You saw one side and Larry will saw the other.

  Curly Wrong : Oh I see, I saw!

  [saws Moe's arm] 

  Moe Wrong : [grabs the saw from Curly]  Not like that, like this!

  [smacks Curly in the face with the saw then saws his head as Curly yells in pain] 

  Curly Wrong : Oh, look!

  [he and Moe notice that Curly's head destroyed the saw's edges] 

• Moe Wrong : [to Curly]  Where's your vice?

  Curly Wrong : Vice? I have no vice. I'm as pure as driven snow.

  Moe Wrong : But ya drifted!

  [bonks Curly on the head] 

  Moe Wrong : Get outta here! Get the vice!

• Larry Wrong : Hey, wait a minute! Who's gonna fly the Buzzard? We dunno anything about flyin'!

  Moe Wrong : Neither did the Wright Brothers, but they flew! Anything the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong Brothers can do! Right?

  Larry Wrong : Right!

  Curly Wrong : Wrong.

  [Moe and Larry gang up on him] 

  Curly Wrong : Brothers!

• Curly Wrong : [to Moe who is about to hit him with an oar Larry used to mix the rubber cement]  Don't you dare hit me in the head! You know I'm not normal!

  Moe Wrong : I'll normal you!

  [prepares to hit Curly, but the oar sticks to Larry's hair due to the rubber cement] 

• Moe Wrong : We're losing altitude. We gotta get rid of some weight.

  Curly Wrong : [Larry and Moe look at Curly]  What are you looking at me for?

• Curly Wrong : Hey Moe, what are you doin' up there?

  Moe Wrong : It's the gas, you idiots!

  Curly Wrong : Can I get you some bicarbonate?

  Moe Wrong : Shut up and get me down!

• Moe Wrong : We made it! We get a chance to finish the Buzzard -- the greatest plane ever made!

  Larry Wrong : [deeply agrees]  Nobody thought of inventin' a plane like ours.

  Curly Wrong : You said it! We're great inventors -- Robert Fulton, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, Don Ameche, and us!