Dizzy Detectives (1943)

Larry Fine: Larry

Quotes 

• Moe : [whispering]  It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on!

  [the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla] 

  Moe : Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!

  [the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns] 

  Moe : Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!

  Curly : It's real! A real chimmanypanzee!

  Larry : That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla!

• Larry : Hey, you only fell 14 feet! Why are ya getting sore?

  Moe : [Pretending to be surprised]  Is that all it was?

  Larry : Yeah!

• Moe : Get the tools.

  Larry : What tools?

  Moe : [grabbing him by the hair]  The tools we've been using for the last ten years.

  Larry : Oh, those tools.

• Larry : That Dill sure had to cheapen the pickle.

  Curly : I'd like to get that ape-man by the throat. I'd tear his ears off, I'd...

  [pantomiming an eye-poking] 

  Curly : ...gouge his eyes out.

  Moe : Shut up, Tarzan. You're all wet.

  Curly : [waving him off]  Mmm!

  [he puts on his hat, unaware of a glass of water inside, which spills all over him] 

  Curly : How did you know?

• Police Detective : The inspector wants to see you down at headquarters.

  Moe , Larry , Curly : [pointing at each other]  I didn't do it, he did it.

  Larry : I saw him.

  Curly : I'll be a witness. He had the money right in his hand.

  Police Detective : Relax, you're not under arrest. The inspector has accepted your applications.

  Larry : You mean we're gonna be on the police force?

  Moe : Oh, boy. Free apples.

  Curly : I'll be a manhunter! A bloodhound!

  [he barks like a dog] 

• Curly : A woman, she screamed. She clawed me on the leg.

  Larry : Is that bad?

  Moe : Is she pretty? I mean, where is she? Come on, show her to us. Come on.

  [Curly starts heading in the opposite direction] 

  Moe : [whistling at him]  Where you going? Come on.

  Curly : Oh, do I have to?

• Larry : What happened? What's wrong?

  Curly : I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program!