- Moe Click: Hey, can we shoot a picture of him?
- Army Sergeant: Yes. You shoot the picture, and we shoot you!
- Clack: We're supposed to have a last request!
- Curly Cluck: Certainly, this is request night!
- Army Sergeant: What do you request?
- Moe Click: How about a last smoke?
- Army Sergeant: OK. But when the smoke is finished, so are you!
- [Curly pulls out a giant cigar; Army Sergeant does a double take]
- Curly Cluck: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
- Moe Click: [surprised to see all the watches on his arm] Hey, what's the idea of the three watches?
- Curly Cluck: That's the way I tell the time.
- Moe Click: *How* do you tell the time?
- Curly Cluck: This one runs 10 minutes slow every two hours. This one's 20 minutes fast every four hours. The one in the middle's broken, it stopped at two o'clock.
- Moe Click: Well how do you tell the time?
- Curly Cluck: I take the 10 minutes on this one, and subtract it from the 20 minutes on this one, ha ha, then I divide by two in the middle.
- Moe Click: Well, what time is it now?
- Curly Cluck: [takes a stopwatch from his pocket] Oh uh, 10 minutes to four...
- Curly Cluck: Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for three photographers... they ain't in here!