Desert Bandit (1941)

Tom Ewell: Ordway - Texas Ranger

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Sue Martin : T-Bone, this is delicious. What is it?

  T-Bone : I ain't gonna tell you, Miss Sue. This is my own concoction.

  [Ordway rushes into the dining room] 

  Bob Crandall : What happened to you?

  Ranger Ordway : Sorry to be late but somebody stole my horse.

  [the rangers all look disgustedly at their meat] 

  Bob Crandall : T-bone!

  T-Bone : I-I didn't mean nothin' by it, Mister Bob!

  Bob Crandall : Then you did steal it!

  T-Bone : Yessir. I mean, no sir. That is, I just kinda borrowed it to get this here meat for the barbeque!

  [to Ordway] 

  T-Bone : Your horse is right in the barn, sir.