The Bank Dick (1940)
Franklin Pangborn: J. Pinkerton Snoopington
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Quotes
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Egbert Sousé : Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls. I imagine you've noticed them.
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : Yes. Yes I have. I'm a married man with a grown daughter - eighteen years of age.
Egbert Sousé : Oh, I'd like to met her. I'm very fond of children. Girl children, around eighteen and twenty.
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Egbert Sousé : This town has an altitude of 500 feet. Population is 4,500. Schools. Churches. Public Library. Three blocks of paved streets. Two trains a day - not counting the milk train that goes through at four o'clock in the morning. We have three drug stores - one actually sells medicine.
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : Stop. I'm dying. Could you direct me to a culvert.
Egbert Sousé : Why don't you wait to get up to the hotel. Its only six blocks. We pass the Spanish-Americo Chili Parlor on the way up.
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J. Pinkerton Snoopington : [in the Black Pussy Cat Cafe] Can't we, eh, pull the shade?
Egbert Sousé : You can pull anything you want in here. It's a regular joint.
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Egbert Sousé : Ah, the Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar... How would you like to go in and have a little spot?
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : No, I never drink during the business hours. Thank you.
Egbert Sousé : Just a little spot and we'll find out how Gumlegs came out at Del Mar today.
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : This-a, this place isn't crowded, is it?
Egbert Sousé : No, if it wasn't for me the place would starve to death.
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : Well, I'll dawdled for about ten minutes.
Egbert Sousé : Okay, we'll dawdle together.
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Egbert Sousé : Hello, Snoopy, old boy! How do you feel?
J. Pinkerton Snoopington : Oh, I feel as though I've been poisoned.